[摘要]农村媳妇进城的幽默笑话，楼主：二十年的公主，一天的皇后，十个月的贵妃，一辈子的保姆，这就是女人的一辈子。;回复：二十年的奸臣，一天的皇帝，十个月的太监，一辈子...
农村媳妇进城的幽默笑话，楼主：二十年的公主，一天的皇后，十个月的贵妃，一辈子的保姆，这就是女人的一辈子。;回复：二十年的奸臣，一天的皇帝，十个月的太监，一辈子的忠臣，这就是男人的一辈子。。银行etc宣传语
银行etc宣传语
一、A：“帮我想个旅游节目宣传语，需要主题明确，意境突出，既能尊重别人，又可以突出自己。内容要略带性感，不显浮华，最好让人听一遍就记住。”
B：“。。。大爷，来玩撒！”
二、I Understand Him我懂他的话While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.
"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.
"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly . A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"
"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.
在饭店吃饭的时候，我申斥我4岁的儿子，因为他满嘴食物在说话。“喔、呢”，我听到的就是这些。 “祖，”我责备道，“没人明白你在说什么。” “他说他要一些番茄酱，”我丈夫平静地说。坐在旁边的一位妇女靠过来问道：“你究竟如何明白他的话的呢？” “我是牙医。”我丈夫解释道。
三、Another 40 Years to liveA middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live." Upon recovery the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, lip-suction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even had someone come in and change her hair color, figuring since she had so much more time to live, she might as well make the most of it. She got out of the hospital after the last operation and while crossing the street was killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 Years? "
四、今天到银行ATM排队查帐，轮到我，查到余额为0，十分失望，马上退卡准备走人。。。
身后一女问：没有钱了？
我：嗯。
后面一条长龙瞬间消失得无影无踪。。。
五、婚礼现场上，新郎和新娘正要交换戒指，一个阔绰的小伙突然冲上台来，掏出一张银行卡对新郎说：“拿去，这里面有300万，你把新娘让给我。”
“你算个屁啊！别在这捣乱，给我滚！”新郎接过卡，转身对新娘说道。
农村媳妇进城的幽默笑话
一、我的媳妇是个小孩子 所以我要处处让着她陪着她成长。
二、一对年轻小夫妻在吵架，女的说：你这个月工资都没上交你是不是养小三了！男的：给了你不说你不要么……然后媳妇就怒了，大声吼了一句：我特么睡觉前也说不要来着你怎么就知道爬上来呢……
三、我多么想奉献自己的爱心。在农村建造一些敬老院，不收费。让无人照顾的老人们在那里度过一个幸福的晚年，也可以让儿女们放心地工作，让孩子能安心地读书。
四、背后说人坏话 是农村老妇女才会做的事情
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