[摘要]笑话经典小段子，闺蜜失恋外加感冒，我问：“怎么突然感冒了呢？”她答：“昨天晚上去楼顶抽风去了。”我：“听起来好威风啊，结果呢？”她：“结果让风给收拾了呗……”...
笑话经典小段子，闺蜜失恋外加感冒，我问：“怎么突然感冒了呢？”她答：“昨天晚上去楼顶抽风去了。”我：“听起来好威风啊，结果呢？”她：“结果让风给收拾了呗……”。
笑话经典小段子
1、同学长得很老成（笑话经典小段子）
我们学校有新来一个同学长得很老成。老到什么程度？高中新开学还没发校服，这哥们叼着烟在学校走了一圈竟然没被抓。最后到厕所，40多岁的年级主任喊了他声大哥，还跟他借了个火还一起抽了根烟。
2、A Problem in Arithmetic（笑话经典小段子）
Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.
One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the window which said, "Apple-Six for five cents." An idea came to Bill and he went into the store. "How much are the apples?" he asked the store.
"Six for five cents." "But I don't want six apples." "How many apples do you want?" "It is not a question of how many apples I want. It is a problem in arithmetic." "What do you mean by a problem in arithmetic?" asked the man.
"Well, if six apples are wroth five cents, then five apples are worth four cent
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